I've got bitter bananas on my plate today
I've got bitten bananas all in my way.
It's not fair it seems, It's not fair to me
To have bitter bananas growing on my trees.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Light, Carb, Action.
I can't take you back and forth. Happy warm and gracious day turns to gloom without warning. How dare you trespass on my much appreciated moment of contentment. Tears collect and retreat painfully. You are not welcomed. My heart fills up with hurt and sorrow, gradually dissipating until tomorrow. Until a thought creeps back inside, consumed by guilt, i cannot hide. By my own hand, I'm left here feeling empty. Only temporarily. A new moment comes and my mood has shifted, a smile returns, my spirits lifted. Every day I'm thankful for the blessings bestowed in this world. Every day I tend to forget what makes me smile among the shit. The shit takes over like clockwork. Never failing to bring me down. If only I could run away to the rabbit hole.
She teeters over the edge of her realm, anticipating the fall down.
Stepping down without a second thought.
Take me down.
Take me quick.
The warm embrace of another place.
If I must return at the end of this, I'll meet you again with a backwards kiss.
She teeters over the edge of her realm, anticipating the fall down.
Stepping down without a second thought.
Take me down.
Take me quick.
The warm embrace of another place.
If I must return at the end of this, I'll meet you again with a backwards kiss.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Venting and Lamenting.
Call me synical, call me old-school...I'm just sayin', I believe our world is due for a wipe-out soon. Why? Oh let me tell you....
1.) Dumb kids.
Internet, iPhones, and 3D Justin Bieber reign at the top of my list. Have you noticed the disappearance of proper grammer? WTF OMG LOL lyke wut's tha problum wit lernin how 2 rite? I suppose it's fine because everything is typed now and we have auto-correct so even if you have the spelling aptitude of a first grader, all will be ok. Recently, a kid's ability to think for themselves was put to the test when they were asked to do a report on a fucking "endangered tree octopus". When directed to a bogus site with bogus facts on the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus, the 7th graders attempted to learn away. Ug. Really society? Really?
2.) Look to your right, now look to your left....chances are one of the people standing next to you, IS A PUSSY. Yep. A big soft vagina. Instead of giving your little shit a good kick in the ass when he repeatedly tells you NO, you want to go get written consent to medicate that ball of energy into a submissive, boring drone with the personality of a docile caterpillar. Eff that. When did we adapt this mentality that metro-sexual is the norm, little kids shouldn't fight, and puppies should wear designer sweaters so they don't catch cold? Aaaaarrrrrg. First of all, I believe men should spit and know how to clean a fish. Kids should get their ass kicked and in turn learn how to kick ass. Puppies survived without Gucci and Prada before and they shall continue to do so present day. America has surely demonstrated its cataclysmic destiny of turning into one big sinkhole of vaginal sorts.
Maybe it's the recent blackouts, riots in Egypt, dead fish and birds popping up like herpes on a hooker...or just my common sense tapping the back of my head every time I hear Ke$ha lyrics. The point here is: I'm thinking the powers that be have had it up to the proverbial "here" and if they decided to start over in a world without the McDonald's dollar menu and Charlie Sheen, I would say..."That's cool, I don't blame you."
And that's my Cynical Sally point of view for the day.
1.) Dumb kids.
Internet, iPhones, and 3D Justin Bieber reign at the top of my list. Have you noticed the disappearance of proper grammer? WTF OMG LOL lyke wut's tha problum wit lernin how 2 rite? I suppose it's fine because everything is typed now and we have auto-correct so even if you have the spelling aptitude of a first grader, all will be ok. Recently, a kid's ability to think for themselves was put to the test when they were asked to do a report on a fucking "endangered tree octopus". When directed to a bogus site with bogus facts on the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus, the 7th graders attempted to learn away. Ug. Really society? Really?
2.) Look to your right, now look to your left....chances are one of the people standing next to you, IS A PUSSY. Yep. A big soft vagina. Instead of giving your little shit a good kick in the ass when he repeatedly tells you NO, you want to go get written consent to medicate that ball of energy into a submissive, boring drone with the personality of a docile caterpillar. Eff that. When did we adapt this mentality that metro-sexual is the norm, little kids shouldn't fight, and puppies should wear designer sweaters so they don't catch cold? Aaaaarrrrrg. First of all, I believe men should spit and know how to clean a fish. Kids should get their ass kicked and in turn learn how to kick ass. Puppies survived without Gucci and Prada before and they shall continue to do so present day. America has surely demonstrated its cataclysmic destiny of turning into one big sinkhole of vaginal sorts.
Maybe it's the recent blackouts, riots in Egypt, dead fish and birds popping up like herpes on a hooker...or just my common sense tapping the back of my head every time I hear Ke$ha lyrics. The point here is: I'm thinking the powers that be have had it up to the proverbial "here" and if they decided to start over in a world without the McDonald's dollar menu and Charlie Sheen, I would say..."That's cool, I don't blame you."
And that's my Cynical Sally point of view for the day.
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